CK Montessori Kid Quotes 1

Adult (not a teacher...), "Do you drive your mom nuts?" Child, "Um, nuts are for eating and I don't drive."

Teacher, "You are quite the weather man!" Child, "I'm not quite a man yet."

Teacher, "Do you know when your birthday is?" Child, "Yes, it's when I turn 5."

"My shoe is stepping on my foot!"

"It was gi-HUGE-ic!"

Teacher, "I missed you last week. Were you sick or did you take a trip?" Child, "Oh! We were tripping the
WHOLE week!"

(Child 1 spilled apple juice.) Child 2, "Are you going to put up cones?"

"I think I know why they call it Washington. Because it washes everything away!"

"I stayed up early and I'm still tired."

Teacher, "Would you like to write a letter to your Grandma?" Child, "Yes! I'll write her a letter AND a number!"

Child, "I want to be a teacher when I grow up." Teacher, "Oh? Why?" Child, "Because they don't have to work. They just tell
us what to do!"

"Will you please stop that - you're bothering my feelings"

Child, "S-i-x spells six! How do you spell seven?" Teacher, "How do YOU think you spell seven?" Child, "The same way you
do!"

Child, "I got 2 medals, 1 for memory..." Teacher, "What was the 2nd one for?" Child, "Uh - I forgot."

The children were looking out the window while it was snowing. One child was singing about the snow and said, "I need a
back-up singer!"

While discussing a baby shower, the teacher asks the child if the baby was a boy or a girl. Child responded, "They don't
know yet. They are going to wait until the baby is born and then see how long it's hair grows."

Several children were talking about dental crowns when one girl responds, "My crown is at home with my mom!"

"Yesterday I bounced off the walls."

Student takes a work off the shelf and asks the teacher, "Do I have to pay?" Teacher, "No, you don't have to pay." Student,
"I'll pay on the way back."

"We went to a restaurant and ate hermit crab legs."

While putting a work away, a child finds a mixed up work on the shelf and says, "These kids!"

"You know what happened one time when I was a teacher? A kid ran over me and I jumped!"

"I need to brush my teeth. That's what families do."

"Do you know what hypothesis means? It's a gas that killed the dinosaurs."

Little boy talking to two little girls, "Hey ladies!" Little girl, "Don't call me lady!"

*We promise not to believe everything that your child says about you as long as you promise not to believe everything
he/she says about us!